This explains it

Now we know how the Tiger Woods incident went down. Fast forward to about 55 seconds.

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I guess this sucks

It sucks to be a bike messenger in Philly.   Between fax machines, email, text, scanners and just about every other piece of technology you'd think you wouldn't need them.  But we do. As I yute, my brother and I tried to get my mom's(insert joke here) company to have a bike messenger between three different offices.  That was circa 1989.  It never happened.  Fast forward to today and we have a courier in our office.  He's in his 70's and drives an old convertable Mercedes.  He's a cool dude.   I use him from time to time.  With 140 agents and another 30-40 staff members, he always seems to have something keeping him busy. 

I can see how in a major city it would be much easier to get around via bike vs. car.  With that said keep fighting the fight.  Eventually you'll win.  Or maybe you'll lose.  Someone has to.

Afternoon drinking, Stuck-up and Al's Diamond

And of course my cell phone.  I almost got thrown out for this.  Apparently the bouncers won't let you take photos.  Fuck um.

You can take that to the bank

Looks like another lie from Good Ole Barry



Well, I guess he's changed his mind. Too bad the voters can't change their minds and pick Hillary. 

Romney/Petraeus in 2012

$250,000 Ain't Nuthin

When you're 86 and a billionare should you have a care in the world?  Why not taunt the other team and their fans.  Too bad the Tennessee Titans suck this year. If I had that kind of money, I'd come out each week with a different offensive guesture just to piss off the crowd.  They could fine me a million a week for the whole season and I bet I wouldn't even know my bank account went down.  Good for you Bud.   Maybe the Eagles will be for sale after this year and you can come to Philly to perform.

BUST

Sam I am.  I'm thinking Jordan would've been the better pick. 

So I went to a beer summit on Saturday night

Unfortunately I was the only one that showed up. More beers for me. So I almost hooked up with a pregnant chick this weekend. It was that kind of weekend.